When I began working at STIC I felt as if I'd landed on an alien world, where the people spoke in bizarre letter codes like OMRDD, CQC, DDSO, IEP, IPE, TBI, and so on. Just when I began to get a handle on de-coding "Acronymese", I discovered that the "real words" used by agency folk have meanings quite different from those in Webster's Dictionary. After four years of immersion in the language of human services, I am still startled by the esoteric meanings given to ordinary words.
Take the words "clean room" for example. About a month ago, a couple of co-workers and I were discussing the plight of a young person who had been institutionalized some years ago following a traumatic experience. In the course of our discussion, I learned that the consumer had been, and was still, kept in a "clean room".
A Clean Room? Instantly, my mind conjured an image of white walls, white bed linens, pristine white furniture and a French maid scurrying about with a can of Pledge and a crisp white handkerchief. I could almost smell the mingled scents of Pine-Sol and furniture polish. This "clean room" must be a luxurious suite where fresh mountain air is pumped in from West Virginia; where stray potato chips and sandwich crumbs disappear before they can take up residence between the couch cushions and where dust bunnies have been hunted to extinction.
I must confess, I'm way too cynical to think that the idyllic image in my head was anything but a flight of fancy sparked by the rhythm of typically innocuous words. Even so, the reality of the situation sucker-punched me right in the gut. Institutionally speaking, a "clean room" is a place of punishment where inmates are sent to rub out "behavior issues". The word "clean" refers to the removal of stereo, TV, all personal effects and forms of entertainment, as well as human contact other than staff with keys to the locked door. Rapists, murderers, child molesters and other convicted felons have another term for this type of solitary confinement. They call it "The Hole". In plain language, the "clean room" is a deprivation chamber designed to force inmates to behave as desired by their keepers. It deprives the person inside of his/her dignity, humanity, even the most basic human rights given to rapists, murderers, child molesters and other convicted felons in our prison system. Couching this form of ill-treatment in warm, fuzzy language is, in my book, a very DIRTY trick!
Nearly half a decade into the 21st. century, we like to think of ourselves as an enlightened society. That said, I have one question for those clever, creative people who came up with the term "clean room". Why don't you call things what they really are? Please, enlighten me!